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UPDATE: Unfortunately the whale didn't make it.

Remember that recent report:

So much cocaine is being used in London that traces of the white powdered narcotic can be detected in the River Thames.

Scientific research commissioned by the Sunday Telegraph, estimated two kilogrammes of cocaine, or 80,000 lines, spill into the river every day after it has passed through users’ bodies and sewage treatment plants.

It extrapolated that 150,000 lines of the illegal drug are snorted in the British capital every day, 15 times higher than the official figure given by the Home Office.

And now, as this ABC news online image shows, there is a whale lolling about in the Thames. Hmmm, I wonder if they keep up with the news? 'Yeah, erm, I'm lost and really, really trying to get back to the North Atlantic'.