Airport observations

Memo: to those promoting Christchurch as another cosmopolitan New Zealand destination

Your third largest city should not have sheep grazing in a paddock located between the runways.

Memo to Helen Clark (Prime Minister):

I see from my visit that you are seriously taking on the unemployment problem. But do four separate individuals need to ask for my passport, why I'm here, and whether I'm supporting the Crusaders in the final (rugby)?

Your faithful whitebait dual citizenship holder,